The Hunter and the Banshee.
n e v e r.
My best friend.And if you let me, here’s what I’ll do.
I’ll take care of you.
I’ve loved and I’ve lost.
if teen wolf was a heist movie » teen wolf/the italian job/with a dash of breaking bad crossover
THE BEACON HILLS JOB
“There are two kinds of heists: those where the guys get away with it, and those that leave witnesses.”
With DEREK HALE, thief since growing in his baby canines, who seeks for revenge for his mentor SHERIFF STILINSKI’S untimely demise and has unresolved tension with the sheriff’s son (because since when does a SHERIFF feel closer to a convict than his own flesh and blood?),
STILES STILINSKI, son of the SHERIFF, professional safecracker unbeknownst to his father (all those long hours in the police station taught STILES well), who also seeks revenge for his father’s death; he grudgingly joins forces with DEREK for the biggest heist of their careers and tries to ignore his wants and desires and definitely, definitely DEREK, because those things, those people can only get in the way of his true goal
JACKSON WHITTEMORE, newly appointed sheriff of Beacon Hills, is the former crook that went narc and eventually rookie blue; DEREK knows that JACKSON shot and killed the SHERIFF to get his job, and STILES knows that JACKSON is hiding a stash of money that they are planning to heist
SHERIFF STILINSKI, now dead in the grave, was trying to get DEREK HALE on the straight and narrow, and had no idea that his son had become a professional criminal himself; his death was at the hands of JACKSON
With SCOTT MCCALL also known as HANDSOME SCOTT as the team’s wheelman; he is notorious for staging the longest ever highway chase from New York to Los Angeles, and receiving hundreds of letters in jail from men and women who saw the chase on television
AND ISAAC LAHEY as the team’s computer technician; he is stupidly in love with HANDSOME SCOTT and just give him two minutes, he can turn off all the lights in the city of Beacon Hills
WITH ALLISON ARGENT as HANDSOME SCOTT’s old flame called in by JACKSON for back-up; let’s just say things are less than resolved between them
AND LYDIA MARTIN as JACKSON’S fiance who has no idea about his criminal past
FEATURING BOYD “LEFT EAR” as the teams explosives expert who is searching for his missing girlfriend ERICA REYES, who hasn’t been seen since the SHERIFF was murdered
I fucking love this fandom
Teen Wolf AU: Ocean’s 11 style“Just for the record, I still think you’re batshit insane. Also, if you’re only doing this to get back at the Argents and lack the professionalism to pull the heist without getting emotional, I will strangle you.”
“But you’re in, right?”
“Hell yeah I’m in. This will be the most fun I’ve had in ages, I’m not gonna miss out on it. Just remember to not show your hide anywhere near the casino, or they’ll know what’s up.”